what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please
I just spit out my coffee
You’re supposed to swallow it
Whoa. The MLA has officially devised a standard format to cite tweets in an academic paper. Sign of the times.
ebooks, Horse. (horse_ebooks). “Leg Butt” 18 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM. Tweet.
being gay before the invention of lube must have been a pain in the ass
Blue Hour by Gerhard Kummer
"love what you’ve done with your hair" steve yells at bucky as he deflects a punch
when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem
imagine Tonks and Lupin in bed, and he’s the little spoon and he turns round to kiss her only to find she’s metamorphasized her face into Snape’s and he screams and she laughs so hard she falls out the bed
I literally think about this post all the time.
do you ever get into one of those situations where you’re like “I need to stop hating this particular person it’s not going to get me anywhere I’m just going to grow up and move on with my life” but then they do the tiniest thing to piss you off and then you’re like “nope fuck you right off I want to throw you off a bridge”
[tries to crowd surf at a TED talk]
sam high on meds was the best
420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying
i hate u
“Unlike Stiles, I am actually innately shy and I am not as quick as he is to be confident in what he has to face. But we’re similiar in the way he feels about his friends and how he is loyal to them… and how he would do anything for them.” - Dylan O’Brien, Fashionisto Magazine